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I wonder

If NASA were to do a new manned Moon shot, broadcast the landing and astronaut wandering around planting mission sponsor flags (I'm looking at you Six Flags, ride tie it?), hitting golf balls, reading 10 Ten Lists for David Letterman (TOp Ten Moon Pet Peeves, number 10 First penetrated by a guy named Armstrong) and generally making an entertainment experience in HD on PayPer View and then got Morgan Freeman to voice the subsequence IMAX to Blu-Ray documentary could it eventually pay for itself?

What?

I'm getting bored of raping this planet, it's hardly putting up a fight anymore, it's like the Detroit Lions.

Ann Coulter: Who Cares?

Seriously, they're giving her book away in a two pieces of crap for one deal.

Hey, you know what's sadder than a sad song sung by a sad cowboy on a two legged horse name Sad Ken?

Gay Patriot.

After your 're done reading you should click on through to GP and ask him why he keeps on deleting posts that point out how the poll was totally rigged? I keeps on deleting mine but maybe you'll have more luck.

Hey you know what's stupider than taking a bath with an electric garden weasel?

This guy.

He nearly qualifies for a Gabby, while he scored high on the stupid he's not quite crazy enough FTW but judge for yourself:

Barack Obama and Democrats are practicing censorship and tyranny

Well hopefully that practice will help them get it right, so far they're doing a terrible job of it.

Barack Obama and the Left want to dictate what we are allowed to view, surf, or listen to. The left in the past decade were up in arms over Bush's illegal use of torture and other issues.

They also accused Bush of establishing a right wing dictatorship in the name of combating terror. Never mind that The left have been the ones eroding our constitutional liberties and religious Judeo Christian values that made us free and mighty.

And so on but I always get a kick out of Americans who equate Christianity with freedom, they do know that one of the reasons given by Loyalists as to why they didn't join the Revolution was that King George was appointed by their god and their god would never, ever set a bad man to rule them!

Isn't it odd how there was some 6,000 years of JudeoChristian "values" but barely three hundred of American style democracy? If the two were so intertwined you'd think that Jesus would have told his disciples "Ye shall caucus unto the convention where ye shall decide upon thy leader and there will be balloons that will fall from the sky and bless the anointed one." rather than rendering stuff unto Caesar.

And funny thing, Democracy was invented some 500 years before Christ a couple of nations over by the pagan god worshiping Greeks. Weird that they got to name and claim and make the first war to defend it while The Chosen People were being kicked back and forth to and from Babylon depending on what King was running that strip of miserable desert.

And speaking of Kings, I don't remember, who voted for David again? Oh he killed a big guy by whipping a rock at his head, that's why he's king? Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some pituitary glad freako;hrqw3e

Stop this reference right now or I'll kill us both by giving you a brain aneurysm I fucking mean it, that was just a taste.

Ow! Didn't know you could do that self-troll...

And I will if you don't cut it out.

Fine, Jesus.

Anyway, I guess humanity wasn't ready for freedom until a bunch of colonial rich guys noticed that a chunk of their profit was being taken away so the British could pay for their days of killing the French and Indians who had some crazy ideas of their own about who owned what on this side of the planet.

And again with the slavery, the Bible is a slave-owners handbook, for a god that's so keen on freedom he sure is flexible on who gets to experience it.

In closing I think this is my favorite bit of this very stupid man:

This holiday season, if you are among the many experiencing unemployment, homelessness, scratching and surviving and higher bills, thank Barack Obama and his Democrat commrades.

I wonder how many unemployed, homeless people have higher bills and an Internet connection?

He lives in Maine, I've always considered that State America's Canada so this guy could be Maine's Adam Yoshida.

You are very smart Mr Thong

There is NO Humanitarian Crisis in Gaza, Palestine - 3000 Rockets Prove It By Scott Thong

All claims that the poor, oppressed Palestinians in Gaza are starving and being subjected to an inhuman embargo by Israel are LIES.

There is no starvation.

There is no shortage of goods for basic needs.

There is no embargo.

There is no apartheid.

There is no humanitarian crisis whatsoever.

I base my observation on one simple fact: Hamas somehow manages to find the resources and manpower to launch close to 10 rockets into Israel every single day.

Yes! There are no such things as armies and weapons in poor countries! That's why they're the most peaceful in the world! And Hamas' home made rockets are just so high-tech! They must have cost hundreds if not thousands.

To be fair Thongy is just parroting the latest wingnut line, I doubt he's had a thought of his own in a long time, John Cole has another example that's slightly stupider.

MegaChurch lady cheers pre-marital sex

Now you'd think that sort of thing would shake her beads in anger wouldn't you? That is a teenager giving into Satan (and her boyfriend) by copulating without some sort of supernatural sanction to do so and yet...

Congrats to Bristol and Levi!

And before when it was Jamie Spears? Not quite so congratulatory...

I am not a fan of Britney or her sister, but I give Jamie Lynn credit for supporting life. While it would have been best to wait until marriage, at least she is accepting responsibility.

How odd that Bristol Palin doesn't get the same admonishment, wonder why that is? Shouldn't Bristol raised in a god-fearing home by Human Events "Conservative of the Year" be more of a source of disappointment than a MTV moral decaying celebrity?

It's neat how flexible MCL can be when the conditions are just so.

Theism; the cheapest of drugs

Opiate of the masses? I wish, opiates mellow people out, no one is going to run an inquisition or blow themselves up if they've got a dragon to catch. No theism does what the cheaper drugs do; make people really weird, boring and or annoying unless, sometimes, you're on the same altered wavelength.

With that in mind:

Providing Proof that Darwin Existed

(Watch how atheists avoid answering this--there's good reason for their silence. They don't know how to intelligently respond to it, without digging themselves into a deep hole).

I have to admit there really is no intelligent response to what follows so I am the perfect blogger for the job.

Mudley replied: "How about I take you to his tomb? If you really wanted to make a stink, you could probably convince someone to open it so that you could examine the corpse."

Yeah, he starts off his post that way, it's not really clear but he's talking like he's a detective proving or disapproving Darwin ever existed... or something, I think, it's kinda muddled as most drug induced thinking tends to be.

Sorry, there’s no "corpse." After around 120 years of decomposition, all you will have is skeletal remains.

"You could also compare the DNA of the corpse to the DNA of his descendants, and to the DNA of the hair which was taken from his desk, which you had mentioned in a previous post."

That would just prove that it’s the same man whose hair was on the desk. I want proof before I will believe as you do. Also, how do you know that those who claim to be his descendents are actually his offspring, without having faith in genealogical records?

So man like if you've never been to France how do you know it's there?!!? DID I BLOW YOUR MIND!?!?

Um no but you are bogarting that, pass it on please.

"There are also photographs of him, and books and papers published in his name."

We have photographs of a man who people maintain was Charles Darwin. Do you have any eye-witnesses who knew him, and can testify that those pictures are authentic?

Yes.

How do you know who wrote the books and papers?

Um their names are on them?

A name on a book proves nothing.

Oh.

I see.

Um nothing? Really?

"He is also mentioned in records such as the ship roster of the HMS Beagle."

Who wrote the records?

The captain of the ship? The British Navy?

How can you have faith in a man you don’t know, who wrote records in a roster 177 years ago?

Because one is in fact challenging the HMS Beagle's records because there is nothing in those records or in their context that would suggest we should take them for anything more or less than as they appear.

And how can you be sure that they haven’t been altered down through the years?

Because we have the originals documents from multiple sources and again there would be no motivation to do so.

It’s healthy to be a skeptic who refuses to have a blind faith in the documents of men, because that’s all you have.

Basically what he seems to be saying here is that nothing is real and nothing to get hung about.

See what I mean? Soon he'll be examining his hands and talking about seeing Jesus in the fingerprints.

At least junkies come down out of their high once in awhile and understand the difference in their states, theism's buzz is never ending.

Oh Huey they already had your new drug and you didn't know it, tragic.

Unlike you taking me to the tomb of Charles Darwin, I can’t take you to the tomb of Jesus because He didn’t have one.

Hmmm an afternoon with Ray "Gay Bananas" Comfort hanging out at the grave of Charles Darwin.

Yes, yes I believe I would do that, if you ever read this Ray let's do it, we will stand over Darwin's final resting spot and you can explain to me how he never existed or Jesus existed because you can't prove that people existed or whatever crazy ass shit you're trying to make sense out of. For my part I will stand there in quiet contemplation and humble gratitude to Darwin for expanding the sphere of human knowledge thus curbing ignorance and leaving us that many less Ray Comforts to suffer.

But 2,000 years after His death and resurrection, I can introduce you to Him.

I suspect you would introduce me to Jesus in the same manner I would introduce you to my pooka pal Harvey.

There’s my empirical proof.

And the three of us would most likely agree that you don't know what the fuck "empirical proof" means.

Read more than one book Ray, that's what I'm trying to tell you.

If you fulfill the conditions for the introduction (humility, repentance, and trust), you will stand with your mouth open in unbelief at how He will transform you overnight.

Yeah, so will a hit of peyote in the desert that manifests the ghost of Jim Morrison telling that "This shit is hack man, everyone wants my ghost in the desert... dude, listen, I died like a broken old man in a bathtub in France, my talent spent, brain fried, forty pounds overweight and smelling like cheese left in a septic tank, how much fucking cosmic insight and mind expansion do you think I have for you? Next trip bring back Frank Sinatra, now that cat knew how to live a life."

Mia Farrow marrying aside I'm sure Jim meant to add.

Shorter Dennis Prager

From When a Woman Isn't In the Mood: Part II

  • No may mean no but it's simply not good enough if I have a boner.

You think I'm shitting you?

I shit you not:

Here are eight reasons for a woman not to allow not being in the mood for sex to determine whether she denies her husband sex.

I know in general wingnuts are really fucked up over sex (more than the rest of us) but this piece of crap takes the fucked up cookie.

OK.. brace yourselves

Braced? I mean are you grabbing the edges of your desk, gritting your teeth while flinching in dread anticipation of a force of nature so powerful it will burst from your not as good as mine monitor with the force of a million Godzilli?

I hope you are because this will blow your mind harder than mental fellatio from Professor X:

Teenagers sometimes break their promises!!!

I couldn't be more stunned if Captain Kirk were shooting me.

ENOUGH with the geek references already, you're a nerd, they get it.

aHem, sorry...

Anyway the reality is the only thing that can stop a teenager from having sex is the teenager, like the Thin White Duke said; they're immune to your consultations.

I can't help but think that the people who start these initiatives either didn't go to high school or went but never got laid and seek bitter revenge.

Like you! Oh wait there was that girl in Niagara Falls.

Shut up self-troll and nerd reference yourself.

We only argue when you run out of material, you ever notice that?

Smell the Victory in Iraq!

A bomb tore through a busy square in Baghdad at midday Saturday, killing at least 22 people and wounding 54, the Iraqi army said.


Christian population in Iraq has dwindled from 1.4 million in 2003 to about half of that number today. This figure was contained in a report by the US Commission on International Religious Freedom.


Al-Qaeda militants launched a pre-dawn breakout from a police station in the western Iraqi city of Ramadi on Friday, triggering a shootout that left 13 people dead.


"Turkish Armed Forces' air strikes on PKK targets in northern part of Iraq since Dec. 16 have created a serious pressure on the organization," said the report, quoting Gen. Metin Gurak, chairman of the Communication Department of the General Staff, adding that the region is no more a safe haven for PKK members.

From the official Victory in Iraq declaration website:

By every measure, The United States and coalition forces have conclusively defeated all enemies in Iraq, pacified the country, deposed the previous regime, successfully helped to establish a new functioning democratic government, and suppressed any lingering insurgencies. The war has come to an end. And we won.

Now how long after January 20th do these same people declare that Iraq was unVictoried because of President Obama? My guess is March to April 2009.